-
I
was born early in the morning of May 10, 1908, in a little two-room
miner’s cabin in a poverty-stricken village called Cantwell,
nestled in the eastern foothills of the Missouri Ozarks. My advent
was at a very inauspicious time during the presidential tenure of
Theodore Roosevelt, for I made my debut on the heels of the great
financial panic of 1907, a matter to which I gave little thought at
the time. My father was William Ketcherside and he had married Anna
Marguerite Hansen some eighteen months before I entered the scene as
“a howling success.” There were five other children to
follow to compose a family circle of three boys and three girls. All
of us are still alive as I write these words.
-
-
All
of the Ketchersides (or Ketchersids, for some dropped the final “e”
about the year 1800) are descended from one progenitor, Thomas
Ketcherside, who came over from Scotland shortly before the time of
the American Revolution. His family settled in Virginia and North
Carolina. Our branch of the clan emigrated to Missouri after it
became United States territory as part of the Louisiana Purchase,
and took up land in the then wild country called the “Black
River region.” The third highest peak of the Missouri Ozarks
appears on our state map as Ketcherside Mountain.
-
-
Like
a lot of pioneers, the men were hard and tough. They prided
themselves on the amount of raw whiskey, called rot-gut, which they
could gulp down and upon their ability to settle brawls with their
fists in bare-knuckle fighting. My great grandfather deserted his
family and “shacked up” with a Cherokee Indian woman who
had been abandoned when her family died on the frightful “Trail
of Tears” march in which many thousands perished while’
crossing Illinois and Missouri enroute to the Oklahoma Territory.
-
-
My
great-grandmother was, so I am told, a gentle Scotswoman who still
retained the dialect of “Auld Scotia.” She kept the
family together, and although none of them ever went to school, or
learned to read or write, she invested them with a degree of
integrity and a reasonable sense of respect. My own grandfather,
Woodson Ketcherside, even as a lad, demonstrated qualities which
later endeared him to all who knew him. When he first saw my
grandmother, Lavina Moses, she was a mere girl, working barefoot in
a rocky hill field and wielding a heavy hoe.
-
-
As
an orphan, she had been indentured to a man for whom she was
required by law to work for her “board and keep” until
she became eighteen. The lot of such “bound children” in
the days before orphan homes was often a difficult one. Taking
compassion upon her when she was fifteen, my grandfather-to-be paid
off the sum assessed for the final three years and obtained her
release. He bought her a pair of shoes and a simple dress and they
were married when he was seventeen and she was still but fifteen. I
think their union was one of the happiest and most contented I have
ever seen. With the opening of the deep shaft lead mines near Bonne
Terre, they moved to a rugged hill farm some three miles from that
struggling town, built a log cabin and began to rear their growing
family in a kind of wilderness setting where hardship was a way of
life and the wolf of hunger was seldom far from the rude door swung
on leather hinges.
-
-
There
was but little chance for an education and the Coonville school, a
couple of miles distant, was in session only sporadically as a
wandering teacher came through and arranged to teach a few weeks for
a meager pittance while “boarding around” a week at a
time in the homes of the scholars in the area. Since the chief aim
of the community rowdies was to “run the teacher off”
and they felt a sense of abject failure if one remained more than
six weeks, opportunities for intellectual development were decidedly
limited. The rustic homes were utterly devoid of reading materials.
There were no newspapers, magazines or books. Only an occasional
Bible was to be found and it was regarded with superstitious awe, as
containing a passage which would instantaneously stop nosebleed when
read by someone who knew its location in the sacred text.
-
-
There
were no churches and no regular meetings for religious devotion or
instruction. Only when an itinerant Methodist or Baptist preacher
rode in along one of the trails and announced “preaching in
the schoolhouse” did the folk gather to be exhorted to flee
from the wrath to come. A boy was sent on a mule to inform the
dwellers in remote cabins about the great event and all came, more
for the diversion than for the spiritual uplift. The preachers were
hardy, with faces deeply tanned and hands that were calloused. They
worked in the fields or in the timber side by side with those who
“put them up for the night” and prided themselves that
they could lay out a row in the field or hew a beam as straight as
“the best of them:” They were also fearless and had no
qualm about stepping off of the platform to walk back and grab a
disturbing ruffian by “the nape of the neck and the seat of
his breeches” and throw him unceremoniously into the
schoolyard. Then dusting off their hands they would invite anyone
else who wanted “some of the same” to step forward and
request it before they resumed preaching.
-
-
As
a little lad I used to listen spellbound as my grandfather, who was
a master story teller, recounted incidents related to school and
church in the backwoods. Always reverential, while being as
courageous as a wildcat, he told about the times he had pitched in
to help the preacher, and with the aid of a stick of stove wood or a
window prop had
converted
a lot of toughs from an upright to a prone position. He liked best
to tell of a Methodist preacher who was very small in stature and
who rode his jaded horse into the community after the last three
meetings had been “busted up” by a gang of roughnecks.
-
-
The
wiser heads tried to dissuade the short, thin man from announcing a
meeting but “he allowed as how he could handle it with the
help of the Lord.” The schoolhouse was crowded to capacity the
first night with the better element in fear and trembling, while the
boorish louts were scuffling with and pawing at each other in the
back. The little preacher stepped behind the teacher’s desk
and called for silence in order to begin a song to the praise of
God. The noise in the rear became louder and more raucous. Nervous
tension filled the air.
-
-
The
preacher calmly said, “We will adjourn to the schoolyard.
Follow me please!” As he walked down the aisle he was followed
by the wondering audience, some of whom whispered that he was scared
out and giving it up. Without saying another word, when he reached
the schoolyard, the preacher stooped down and picked up three
walnuts from under a tree, and then yanked a six-shooter out of his
hip pocket. One by one he threw the walnuts into the air and without
a miss shot them to bits. Then he picked up three more and threw
them high into the air at once and cracked all three. The fragments
of the walnut shells rained down on the heads of the gaping crowd.
-
-
Taking
six bullets out of his side pocket the preacher again loaded his
gun. His fingers did not tremble. He looked up and said, “We
will return to the house. Follow me, please!” The awe-stricken
rustics all trooped in behind him. It was still as a morgue when the
preacher took his place again. Not a sound disturbed the deathly
quiet. Laying his trusty six-shooter on top of the Bible he
announced, “I propose to discourse with you tonight about the
Prince of peace and I will tolerate no interruption.” There
was no interruption to tolerate. If someone shuffled his feet the
preacher merely glanced at the gun and the shuffling stopped. The
meeting lasted three weeks and “the mourners” were all
over the place when “the altar call” was made.
-
-
In
this kind of rural environment my father finished the third McGuffey
Reader and mastered the first part of Ray’s Practical
Arithmetic. It had to be done “in hitches” as someone
later explained it. While still a child he contracted smallpox
during an epidemic, and due to lack of proper care, since there were
no doctors to summon for advice, one of his eyes was permanently
impaired and the muscle in one leg shriveled away and left that limb
shorter than the other. This did not interfere with his hunting or
“frolicking” as the old-timers referred to almost any
activity except hard work. He became a crack-shot with a gun and
regularly carried off every prize from the shooting-matches. He also
became a fiddle-player of note and this made him extremely popular
at the hoedowns which generally continued all night or until someone
got “likkered up” and started a “knock-down-and
drag-out.”
-
He
got a job underground when he was not yet sixteen years old and this
meant working ten hours per day, six days per week, for eleven cents
an hour. Every day, at a time depending upon which shift he worked,
he went to the changing-room where he took off his street-clothes,
hung them up on hooks, and then put on his wet, dirty, slimy miner’s
garb. He went to the large can of carbide, filled his lamp, hooked
it on the front of his cap, stepped on the cage and made his descent
into the bowels of the earth.
-
-
Perhaps
because he was so young, and felt the need to prove himself among
the older hard-bitten miners, he developed a vocabulary of profanity
which would have shocked people in almost any other part of the
world. When I was grown and returned to “the Lead Belt”
as the area came to be called, grizzled old-timers would search me
out and say, “I knowed your Pap when he first went to work
underground. He could out-cuss a mule skinner.” They said it
with a note of envy such as one uses when he speaks of another who
has achieved a degree of proficiency in a coveted art which the
speaker has not been able to reach.
-
-
The
young William Ketcherside, if one may judge by the posed photographs
taken by wandering photographers, was a rather handsome swaggering
young specimen of manhood. When he was “on top” he
smoked a pipe filled with Bull Durham, always allowing the string of
the tobacco sack to hang from his shirt-pocket in the latest style.
When he was underground he could not smoke because of the danger
from powder and dynamite, so he took up chewing Brown Mule, and
practiced spitting through his front teeth. He was a foul-mouthed
and obscene product of a place and a time where you had to be as
tough as a hickory sapling to survive.
-
-
When
the Spirit of God got through to him and transformed him it was one
of the most thorough and traumatic changes I have ever known. It is
also one of the first things I remember and, of course, it affected
my whole future on earth. I must tell you about it, but before I do
I want to tell you about my mother, whose parents came to this land
as immigrants from the “old World” as Europe was then
designated.